Mr. Triangle The Pizza Delivery Guy

(WARNING:This game's plot/dialogue is incredibly stupid, nonsensical, has a bunch of weird injokes, and is full of vulgarity. Reading it will probably rot your brain.)

This is a stupid joke game I made as a sequel to some games I made as a kid in Game Maker. It's a platformer/shooter (sorta) with 4 stages. Also partially based off a dream I had.

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